Udachi (US)
[Psychedelic, Emotronic, House]

Udachi is a monster of a man! Though regular size, he's descended from a long line of fantasy beasts that have plagued mankind since the dawn of dawn! I was eating baked beans with a hobo who went by the name of Lucky Ralph, and he told me his Udachi story.

Yes Sir! I knew the beast! One time I was riding in the same freight car as The Titan Udachi, yep crossing the east side of South Dakota we were and the fiend was sleeping for the first time in a thousand years! His snores came with such ferocity that the demons in the black storm clouds above hid with every breath!

Then suddenly the train jerked to a halt and the mighty Udachi awoke in such a rage that he ate the entire train from the engine to the caboose in two, or maybe it was three bites. Luckly for old Lucky Ralph, I jumped out just in the nick of time... only lost my hat and my dog! - Then Lucky Ralph choked on the baked beans and died!

Most Udachi stories have been passed down generation to generation until the elders wrote each tale down down as individual scrolls. The collection of an estimated sixteen hundred scrolls make up, "The Legend of Udachi". The records are kept in the deepest of mines, guarded and studied by the Council of Forever's Twin Wizards of Tomorrow.

The brothers have determined through the scrolls common themes that Udachi is fond of back rubs, does not like sunlight, loves fresh fruit, will not eat sweets, and has killed for everybody's freedom to feel good...

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